I took a brave step. I bought a pair of throw pillows, sight unseen. I figured, hey, I tend to like most of this company's designs, and the pillows are on clearance for $1.99! How bad can they be???
Oooh. Oooooooh... OH. They're bad. They're like little old lady who made them out of an old ugly shirt, left them in a back corner and they got dirty, and haven't been washed yet bad. OOH they're bad. At least I only spent $1.99 on them, and I can always use them as pillow forms and make pillow cases for them. I already know what color scheme I want to go with, now I just need the fabric.
Boy, I wish they weren't so ugly. Ah well.